Christmas Advent Calendar 2018 Day 5 · 6:29pm Dec 5th, 2018
20 more days before someone breaks in to your home to eat your cookies...
20 more days before someone breaks in to your home to eat your cookies...
... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.
In what might be the most hilariously on-brand move on my part, I am currently facing a lot of hardships because I was too stupid to be stupid. I was too good at studying, and now I'm in deep shit. Classic Aragón, let me tell you.
From a couple days ago:
Aragón: THAT'S IT
Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS
Aragón: I SOLVED IT
Aragón: LYRA IS POSH
Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO
Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS
Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK
Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS